The wonderful widow of eighteen springs, Often goes down in the woods and sings, Skipping and dancing, as only she can: "Maids when you're young, *do* wed an old man."
She married old Arthur, at age 84, With sex wore him out, left him dead on the floor. He surely died happy, that fellow so old, And Suzie's ecstatic with all of his gold.
She's jewels and dresses, a brand new Mercedes, She's surely the envy of other young ladies, But still she's got loot coming out of her ears, She's loaded, that lucre will last her for years.
But now she is hunting for catch number 2, She thinks that the same thing again she will do; I'm off to the woods, where a meeting I'll stage, I've dyed my hair white, and I'll lie 'bout my age.
(The first line is apparently the name of a piece of music by John Cage.)
Last updated: Thu, 24 Aug 2000.