Theme and variations, (With apologies to Gerschwin and some other bloke.)

In springtime the young Viennese,
Will go out 'midst those chestnut trees,
And while tunes by the Strausses
Float out of the houses,
They do pretty much as they please.


In springtime the young Viennese'll
Go out in their 4X4 diesel,
And deep in the woods
They'll bare pussies and puds,
And do what the birds and the bees'll.

Out there while the moon's shining bright,
They'll drink and boff all of the night,
He'll give his fraulein
A fucking good time,
And fill her with gemutlichkeit.

They rampage around the Tyrol,
With their drugs, sex and rock and roll,
Where the blue Danube flows
They'll remove all their clothes,
Each guy alone with his doll.

Those Austrians can be inventive,
And the frauleins don't need no incentive,
Those beautiful girls
Give lads viennese whirls,
And pretty near drive them dementive.

Tiddy.

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