Wendy. 


Wendy cold winter nights now grow long,
Wendy north winds are blowing so strong,
Wendy icicles grow,
Wendy air's filled with snow,
Thendy robin goes bobbin' along.



Tiddy[I'm sure I've heard that last line somewhere...]



* * *


Paranoia.


I said what I did to annoia?
You're suffering from paranoia!
When I cited "no brains",
I mentioned no names.
So go off and visit your loia.


Now And Zen.


I've followed the teachings of Buddha,
But p'raps not as well as I shuddha,
My wife says I cuddha,
And maybe I wuddha,
Turned out to have been so much guddha.

Tiddy - who needs a spell checker!

* * *

I know that by birth I'm Britannic,
But the sight of the sea makes me panic.
The only good wave
Is the one Sally gave,
When she cancelled her trip on Titanic.


* * *

>
The dreams of flight started with Icarus,
Who thought that he'd worked out the trickarus;
But thermal plasticitude
Caused Icky's vicissitude,
Wax melting, those wings wouldn't stickarus.

* * *


Radiant Passion.

The nuclear test was, no doubt,
Successful, but d'you hear about
Marie and Tyrone,
Making love in that zone...
A pity 'bout their falling out.

And finally a bit of philosophy:


My old aunt this faith promulgated,
I'll tell it as it was related:
Love all things on earth,
Or, come your re-birth
That's how you'll be reincarnated.


It was good while it lasted...


I feel that the end is approaching,
A void, dark and damp, swift encroaching.
I know I must go
To that place down below,


And there a new barrel be broaching.



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