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>> The young turtle climbed up a tree,
>> And launched himself off like a bee.
>> He fell to the ground
>> With a sickening sound,
>> Then climbed again for a reprise.
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>> "Oh, please won't you get him to stop, Ted,"
>> Said a bird to her mate where they'd opted
>> To sit, "Now he's old
>> Enough to be told.
>> Oh *do* tell the child he's adopted.
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