A trucker got on the CB,
"Hey breaker, please listen to me.
While driving my rig,
I hit me a pig,
It's stuck in the fender, you see."

A voice from the radio said: "Hey,
That's easy, I'll show you the way.
Just make a few cuts,
Then pull out its guts,
It's sure to fall down  on the 'way."

"OK man, that worked, now a clue,
About what's the next thing to do.
It's out sure enough,
But what 'bout this stuff...
His helmet and uniform too."

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Last updated: Thu, 24 Aug 2000.