Dutch pilot, in low level flight, Came over the hill into sight Of 2 Scottish cops, With their measuring box, To catch speeding cars. One says: "Right..."Now Jack, we could have us some fun, Let's check on the speed of that one," So at the Tornado Without further say so, He points with his detector gun.
The plane's systems aren't unaffected: <Enemy radar detected.> The pilot's alarmed. <The port missile's armed> <Targetting has been effected.>
But luckily for that there copper, Who really might have come a cropper, Dutch Jan pushed <Abort>, He thought it no sport, The missile stayed put, he'd not drop 'er.
*News story heard 19 Jan 2000.
Last updated: Tue, 27 Jun 2000.