It's time to parody Hilaire Belloc...Remember an inn, dear Miranda? Where we screwed on the hotel's verandah And you danced all the night From the dusk 'til the light, Dressed up as a big giant panda.
Miranda, Remember an inn, Where you had them all in a spin? When the chandelier broke And you thought it a joke, And your twat landed in that man's gin.
In that inn, Miranda, do You Remember you swore to be true? Then fellated the waiter, Blew the old undertaker, And boffed all the ferry boat's crew.
And now dear Miranda , remember, What I told you that night last December. You've been such a tart, I'll tear you apart, I'm going to have you dismembered.
So freely you'vegiven your quim, To him, and to him, and to him. Oh they all wanted you, Now their dreams will come true, I'm sending each bastard a limb.
Tiddy Ogg. [In case anyone is going to complain of bad taste, much of this is similar to a bible story.]
Belloc's original is almost as silly.
First posted: Mon, 20 Sep 1999.
Updated Tuesday, June 25, 2002