Sheep shoots shepherd
An Egyptian shepherd died when one of his flock fired his gun by
kicking it.
- Financial Times, 9 Mar 2001.
To guard against forays by leopard,
A shotgun was kept by a shepherd.
But one of his flock
Tripped over the stock...
And the sharp shooting sheep's shepherd's peppered.
Last updated: Fri, 9 Mar 2001.