We offer this honored position, To a maiden in pristine condition, Must be virga intacta, i.e. no one has facta, She's never experienced coition.We're an ancient concern, not a two-vit, Orgynisation, we druids, On the forthcoming solstice, Will take you, our hostess, And fill you with seminal fluids.
In a month, on 21 June, At Stonehenge, by the light of the moon, We'll watch the sun rise, When it's rays reach your thighs, We'll boff you from dawn until noon.
We're sure that you'll be a sensation, So hurry, send your application, To reach us post-haste. If you're pure and chaste, We'll have us a grand celebration.
Tiddy. Application and nude pic please send, To Druid Catweazle, World's end, At Avebury Ring, And there's just one more thing, Mark the envelope "Please do not bend."
Last updated: Thu, 23 Sep 1999.