On shopping trip goes randy Kate, As vibrating knickers pulsate; She's nearing nirvana While choosing bananas, As yet unaware of her fate. Those tingling sensations that please her Grow strong by the frozen meat freezer; Bliss orgasmatronic Send her catatonic... She's found by some shelf-stacking geezer. The Orgasmatron (R) available from Ogg's Very Hardware Store.
Sunday, May 29, 2005