A teacher, whose name's Hannah Grice,* Who touched up the boys once or twice, Has now come unstuck, After giving a fuck To one prat who thought it not nice. Some damn stupid lad of fourteen, She fucked, on the act wasn't keen On teacher, divested, She's now been arrested, And no more can make the teen scene. What in hell's the matter with kids today? At that age I'd have been there like a rat up a drainpipe. *Can't find confirmation on Google, maybe the name's wrong, but it's just been on radio news.
Friday, August 19, 2005