Poor forgetful Lisa Dooley,
Walked across the office, coolly
Bent to put a folder back,
Showed that panties she'd a lack.

Gasps from mmen of shocked surprise,
Followed fast by lustful sighs.
Lisa meanwhile realises,
From the breeze around her thighses.

Safety memo now appears:
Girls who must unclad their rears:
Stop this strain on trouser zips,
Pracgtice please those bunny dips.