Young Romeo had it real bad, For his virginal Julie, (so sad.) She was only fifteen, So he knew she was clean, With no sign of the pox or the crabs.So panting with lust he arrived, At her house and while standing outside, Shouted "Hey Julie, chick, I've got a hard dick, Come on, honey, you'll love a ride."
On the balcony Jules' dad appeared, Looking frazzled, he'd been on the beer, But the short-sighted beau Called up "Julie, that yo'? Get down here and jump on my spear."
The old drunkard climbed down the vine. In the darkness Ro did not divine, Just what was to come. When J's dad bared his bum, And whispered "Take me from behind."
Sweet Juliet came to the door, And appalled at the sight that she saw, Cried: "Romeo you perv, How could you have the nerve To court me! You're an ass-fucking whore."
Poor Romeo now was perplexed. He'd never seen Julie so vexed. But her old man just roared: "Come here you dumb broad, There's plenty more, it's your turn next."
Now Julie at first simply cowered, While Ro in the corner just glowered. So it soon came to pass, In the cunt and the ass, By her daddy young J was de-flowered.
That voyeur, Bill Shakespeare then hailed The dad, saying "You'll be blackmailed.For 5000 duc- ats I'll hush up this fuck, And if lucky then you'll not be jailed."
Well I guess the old villain did pay, 'Cos in Willie's moth-eaten play, If you search through the plot, You'll find not a jot, Of the happenings down in that glade.
note: I'm afraid I was just in the mood, For a bit of gratuitous crude. To avoid sure perdition I avoided religion, Maybe next time 'twill not be eschewed.
Tiddy.
Last updated: Tue, 21 Sep 1999.