Why on earth do some young people pierce
Their bodies? 'Twould bring me to tears.
When I was a lad,
I thought it was bad
Enough making holes in the ears.

But these days one must come to grips,
With girls having studs in their lips,
Not to mention their tits,
And their tongues and their clits,
And blokes on their todgers have clips.



Her boy friend gave our niece Teresa,
Many rings, studs, and such-like to please her.
But one day of course,
all the magnetic force
Meant we found her stuck fast to the freezer.

Then last night the ring in her nip
Fouled up with the one in his lip,
Their embarrassment spread
As they crept from the bed
To the car for the hospital trip.

--
Tiddy Ogg.

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