A fairy tale folks, and in rhyme!
What's more it won't cost you a dime.
I've cut it a bit,
To make the thing fit;
It starts thus: "Well, once 'pon a time..."

At this point, alas, I will have ter
Snip out the next bit, (Mocking laughter.)
But fear not, my friends,
For here's how it ends:
"They happily lived ever after.

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Abridge too far.

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Thursday, June 19, 2003