Off hiking went Angie and Paul;
They got to a stream - stripped off all,
And then, after stripping
They went skinny-dipping
While showered by a grand waterfall.

They climaxed, stood back to recoup
Their breath, then they heard a loud whoop,
And there on the side
Of the river, wide-eyed,
Were the leader and all the scout troop.

The couple just stood there and grinned,
Quite conscious of how they had sinned.
The scout leader stated:
A badge here is rated,
For that, but where could it be pinned?"

(Based on a supposedly true incident phoned to a TV station.)

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Last updated: Tue, 17 Jul 2001.