Matthew, Mark and Luke and John, Bless the girl that I lie on, Hear my prayer and keep me free From crabs and pox and HIV. Philip, Peter, John and James, Give me help in finding dames, Old or young, and poor or rich, Find for me my own hot bitch. Moses David, Obadiah, Find me one with auburn riah,* Blonde, brunette, or even grey, Long as she's a real good lay. Judas, Barnabas and Paul, Pray do not ignore this call, If no girl with me will sleep, Send at least a willing sheep. *That's known as backslang.
Tuesday, October 07, 2003