Climb the misty moonlit mountain,
Far off from the madding crowd.
How much can you see - you countin'?
Nowt, my head's stuck in a cloud.

View the verdant valley's vista, Wend your way there, with your dog. Run across the daisied pasture... Can't, I'm knee-deep in a bog.

Sun streams searing southern Spain, Torremilinos, Barcelona... Tons of sun cream, quite a pain, Bet I get a melanoma.

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