Oh, I kissed her in the morning, and I kissed her late at night, I kissed her in the sunshine, and the moon's reflected light. I kissed her on the eyelids, and I kissed her on the nose, And I kissed her in the forest where the pussy willow grows.
She kissed me on the village green, and by the parish hall, She kissed me in the restaurant, and at the shopping mall; She kissed me in the sunlit glade, and in the shady bower, She kissed me down upon the rocks and on the strange pink tower.
Each time before I kiss her then I look into her eyes, And still each time we kiss I feel a throbbing 'tween my thighs, I kiss her in the kitchen and I kiss her on the stair, But every time I first make sure my wife has gone elsewhere.
Last updated: Wed, 7 Feb 2001.