Little Jack Horner,
Skulking scoffing stolen pie,
Caught purple handed.


"Baa Baa, O black sheep,
Do you possess any wool?"
"Of course, I'm a sheep."


Saddam to Miss Muffet:
"We suffer the same problem,
Those Kurds in the way."


Contrary Mary's
Garden of glittering girls.
Best whore house in town.

 
Wee Willie winkie:
Flasher, voyeur, paedophile.
Must be an MP.

Rockin' Tom Tucker,
Failed pop staar, now reduced to
Hovis commercials.