The title is that of a book by A A Milne about Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh etc, to which this bears little resemblance.
When I was a gussoon of six, *1 My parents went out to the flicks, *2 And left me in charge Of neighbour's girl, Marge, Fifteen and the hottest of chicks. She said: "So you're lacking in height, But when I came round wednesday night, You'd stepped from the tub, And were giving a rub To that thing in your pants, and the sight... "...Of a cock of that size, on a boy Your age, really filled me with joy, So give it some welly, *3 Stick that in my belly... Come on, don't be bashful and shy." I'm not sure if she were a virgin, But didn't care, needin' no urgin'. Before me she stripped, Then my pants unzipped, My todger fair started to burgeon. So there we were, laid on the floor, When we heard a noise at the door. We're caught in the act, And Margie got sacked, And my arse from a thrashing was sore. And so I shed many a tear, And thence from the girls I kept clear, And no more did I screw Any more than a ewe, Until I reached my thirteenth year.
*1 Gussoon? Dunno, it's from an Irish song, The Juice Of The Barley, "When I was a gussoon of six years or so, etc"
*2Flicks = movies.
*3 "Give it some welly" = perform with vigour.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006