This will be even more than usually incomprehensible to most. Look up Noddy in the Wiki if you are really interested. The doings in verse 2 are genuinely in one of the Blyton books. I'll tell of a man, rather odd, he Had head held by springs to his body, And bell on his hat Which jingled when that Young jerk walked, they all called him Noddy. Possessing not one gram of nous, He thought he would go build a house. To keep dry he'd first Put the roof on, then cursed When it fell round his ears, stupid louse. He lusted for young Tessie Bear. "No, Noddy, you'd best not go there," Said Big Ears, his friend, Who'd once got his end Away in that whore's grizzly lair. "I jumped her one night full of beer, She slipped off her dress to my cheers. I started to fuck Her, but got myself stuck. And being freed caused these big ears." So Noddy went out for a stroll, And chatted to sweet Dinky Doll, Then dragged her away To the woods where he tied And gagged her, then tried, To get his dick into her hole. He missed, and thus started to sod- omise her, with his tiny prod, But then a voice, gruff, Cried: "Stop, that's enough!" And there stood the law, PC Plod. So Noddy's now rotting in jail, For Big Ears won't pay for his bail, (For he found that Dinky Enjoys *his* old winkie,) And thus nears the end of my tale. One question, though: how did the fat Old copper find where Noddy's at? The fool's hat bell's jingle. So lads if you're single You'll get nothing wearing a hat.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007