[Ring-ring] "Good day, Mr Ogg, my name's Jenny, From Bowater Zenith. How many Fine windows, twin-glazed, Would you like replaced, And maybe you'll not pay for any?""Hi Jenny, you really sound cute, I reckon you must be a beaut. Are you sitting nude, And thinking thoughts lewd, Of playing a tune on my flute?"
"No sir, but we offer you scores Of porches and plastic front doors." "Now Jenny, don't tease, Come over here, please, We'll have a fine romp on the floor."
"I'll get a consultant to call, To show the designs of them all..." "No Jen, just we two, Can find things to do, Stripped naked, I'll give you a maul."
"Well sir, would you like a new kitchen?" "Oh Jenny, come here, quit your bitchin', You're getting me hot At the thought of your twat,
My member is throbbing and itching."
"Then sir, how about this wall coat...?" "Oh get here, and fondle my scrote, I bet that you're pining For hot sixty-nining, My pecker would tickle your throat."
"...Well, maybe I'll come see your prick, But with me I'll bring my friend Rick, He'll crush up your nuts, Stuff your head up your butt, Since he's built like a shithouse of brick."
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[Knock Knock]
Mister Ogg please come out of hiding. Said Rick, you are safe that's providing, You've met the condition Of my big commission From buying aluminum siding. * Lasrt verse by goin2later.
Last updated: Thu, 2 Nov 2000.