The man in the moon said to me one dark night "I think Tiddy Ogg that it's time you put right The lives of the dozens of kids you have fathered While you or your partner with booze were well lathered." I said: "I resent, sir, that foul accusation, for scientists say such cross-fertilisation Is rare, maybe one in a million or more, And though, i admit, I have ne'er kept a score... "...Of the sheep and the goats and occasional calf, I'm sure that the tally is less than a half, That number. For even I... What's that you say? Oh sorry, I thought you meant just yesterday.
Monday, December 01, 2003