This is a tale from tradition,
of an innocent man's position
When faced with a wife
Who gave him great strife,
Because of unfounded suspicion.

While headingng for home with his hound,
A glass fronted object he found
Lying there in the grass.
He looked at the glass
And to his amazement he found ...

... A picture of his old dad;
A sight that made him so glad
He said "I'll take this to show
My darling wife, Flo
And he doubled his speed to their pad.

"Look what I found dear," he cried,
The moment that he got inside,
But she gave just one look
Then with anger she shook;
And with great emotion she cried ...

"So this is the whore you've been to."
(Her face turned a bright cherry hue.)
"You've been having it away
In the fields every day,
And a right ugly cow she is, too!"

Tiddy Ogg. (I confess: I was that man.
 

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Last updated: Mon, 13 Sep 1999.