The teacher said "Now class, solve these
Equations, you'll do them with ease.
It's just a short test,
Then we'll see who is best,
They're really not much of a tease."

Oh, that math. All those x's and y's,
And square roots, and cosines and pi's,
I'd concentrate more,
On the girlie next door,
A faraway look in my eyes.

Quadratic and those simultaneous,
My mind went to things more extraneous,
What I wanted more,
Was to creep round next door,
And grapple with things Mary Janeous.

Inspired by a verse from Brian which, in true 
egotistical fashion, I have omitted.

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