Now all you expecting a view
Of that boring tale by old Lew-
is, sod off, begone,
That crank's down with Ron
L Hubbard, in Satan's foul crew.
= = =
A fellow who teaches math'matics
Is now into amateur dramatics,
And thinks it is time
For our own pantomime,
So for costumes we're searching our attics.
We showed what we'd found for our cos
tumes, thereby deciding, because
Of the motley array,
That we'd hidden away,
That the show must be Wizard of Oz.
With tinfoil, and duck tape and straw,
A tinman and scarecrow soon saw
The light; as for that
Old lion, my cat
Apparel would do, be it poor.
And as for the witch, well, young Sue,
Arrived with a black robe, quite new,
And sexily strode
The yellow brick road,
In high heels and pointy hat too.
And Dorothy? She was that Pru,
The stuck-up bitch, claiming she knew,
About stage productions,
And gave vague instructions,
To all, saying what we should do.
Rehearsing, she's spouting her pitch,
And I sneak away to the kitch-
en, feeling so hot,
For Sue, grabbed a bott-
le of wine, when walks in our sweet witch.
She said: "They'll be hours with those Munch-
kins, God what a damn stupid bunch.
So come, Tiger Tim,
I've got a hot quim,
On which you may well want to munch."
We went to a dusty back room.
She said "Every witch needs a broom."
And groped 'neath my pelt
Till my todger she feltAnd hauled it out into the gloom.
She said " 'Twas last Friday I saw,
The weapon of that man of straw,
And just like old Tinnie,
It's size class was mini,
But this is a very fine oar."
Beneath that black robe she wore nowt,
And soon we were having a bout.
"Go, shove in your meat hard,
Don't want to be cheetah'd."
I did, of that there was no doubt.
And then walks in bossie-boots Pru,
She stood watching me and young Sue,
And boy I'm no fool,
I soon had my tool
Licked both by our Susie and Pru.
And that's really all that's to tell.
The pantomime went very well.
But better the fest
Of ladies undressed
Which now to smut mags I will sell.
Pantomime: An entertainment for children, featuring audience participation, cross-dressing and lesbianism.
If you delve deep enough, (even deeper than I did in Sue,) into my site you'll find more Wizard of Oz, and L Ron Hubbard references.
Saturday, February 18, 2006