Oh Babs you've got wonderful eyes, And your hair is so thick , oh so nice, O'er your back it hangs down, Such a fine golden brown, 'Tis a shame that it's riddled with lice.
Oh Babs how I longed for your smile, I waited for such a long while, But those teeth, brown and green! And halitosis obscene! I found my mouth filling with bile.
You had all the visual charms, But you never washed under your arms, Never heard of deo- dorant, had you? Ohn no. The aroma was doing me harm.
But the final straw, my dear Babs, Was your pussy, infested with crabs, There was but one solution, To this source of pollution... Now she's buried 'neath those concrete slabs.
Last updated: Thu, 23 Sep 1999.