I sit in my room with my nose
Pressed up to the pane, watching Rose,
In room 'cross the street,
As she wiggles her sweet
Young body in dance, with no clothes.

I can't let her know that I'm keen,
'Twould only create a big scene;
I'd be flayed alive,
'Cos I'm 75
And she's barely yet reached thirteen.


To which Danube replied (slightly modified):


I watch Rose, myself, I admit,
As does the whole town while they sit,
In pay booths that Rosie
Erected, you know she
Wants an Ipod... in 5 days she'll quit.

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Sunday, May 22, 2005