Do you Feel big tonight?
Have your knickers grown tight?
Are your legs, once so shapely, like trees?
Does your bosom now sway
In a pendulous way?
Do the nipples point down to your knees?
And if you look down, can you still see your toes?
Is there now a spare tyre where your navel bud grows?
Can you no longer fit that "one-size" panti-hose?
Then you need, dear, the slim club tonight.
Tuesday, June 25, 2002