The juggler thought he was the best,
But one day was put to the test,
He's mugged, comes a cropper,
And calls for a copper,
"Come officer, make an arrest!"

The dog-team arrive, but again,
The poor man is Felled with great pain.
"I'm sorry, old sport,"
Says the copper, "He's taught
To go for the juggler vain."

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