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This page you may find very crude, At web site design I'm not clued, And right here 'tis stated, Some stuff is X-rated. Tread carefully if you're a prude.

The top of the list's pretty clean, The bottom's entirely obscene, So start at the start, And stop at that part, Where you think things are far too unclean.

But I don't want to put an embargo, On anything stowed here as cargo, There's wordplay and puns, With vicars and nuns, And also the cabin bboy, Margot.

Wanna risk it?...


Tuesday, January 01, 2002