Young claustrophobe Jenny shuns houses,
And also bras, panties and blouses.
And, for a small fee,
I'll let you come see
Her, out in the field where the cows is.

So lovely she looks as she drowses,
'Twould fair charm the birds from the boughses;
The breeze through the trees,
Her nipples doth tease...
I see lad, your interest arouses.


I'm sure that you'll soon shed your trouses,
On spotting that hole where no mouse is,
But hurry, be quick,
If you value your dick,
Or dad's shotgun passion soon douses.

For though she enjoys these carouses,
With voice just like Alison Crowse's,
She squeals, warbles, cheers,
Then Daddy appears,
Insisting on marital vowses.

And soon, with no whats, whys or howses,
You'll hear, not a waltz by the Strausses,
But Offenbach's march,
As you step through the arch
To the church, and a lifetime of grouses.

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Last updated: Mon, 1 Jan 2001.