Convicted paedophile Gary Glitter has just released a new CD.
Let's guess at some of the songs:
Sweet Little Thirteen. Baby love. You're 14, you're beautiful and you're mine.
And of course:
Thank heaven, for little girls, Though little girls get bigger every day. Thank heaven, for little girls, Though little that's the way I wish they'd stay. Those little thighs so tender and appealing, The spot between no pubic hair's concealing, Thank heaven, for little girls,
I want to bed them all, no matter where, no matter who, Without them what would paedophiles do. I'd better stop there before the thought police get me too. October 2001. * * *
I've written before about this second rate pop singer, and his predilection for little girls. He's in trouble again, out in the Orient. He likes little girls, and this gets Him arrested, this time by the Viet- namese. He got blowed By girl, 12-year-old, And now he's regretting that pet. There's girls here would do that job fine, (They live 'twixt the Tees and the Tyne,) From what I hear tell, They're cheaper, as well, Some fags and a bottle of wine. He apparently paid GBP 5.50 for the pleasure... a bottle of Lambrini and 20 Silk Cut only cost GBP 5.12 He wrote out his will yesterday, Cremation's his wish, so they say, His ashes to fit In an Etch-a-sketch kit, So with him the kids can still play... by twisting his knob. Mummy, do they have Christmas decorations in Vietnam? Not usually dear, but this year they're hanging Glitter.
Last updated: Friday, December 02, 2005