A couple were playing a game Of golf, when the woman, young Jane, Struck the ball quite askew, And it rapidly flew To a house window, smashing the pane.
They went there to apologise, A voice called "Hi there, come in guys. Thanks be to thee, For setting me free." They stood open-mouthed, with wide eyes.
"This bottle that lies broken here, Had trapped me for two thousand years, I'm a genie, you see, So now there are three Wishes to grant, but I fear...
"The rules here are quite fundamental, This freedom was quite accidental, So wish number three, 'S awarded to me, Because your act had no intental."
The man said "A million plus bucks." Said Jane: "To stay young, that's the crux Of my wish" "As for me," Says the genie, You see, I've been 2k without any fucks.
"So Jane, for an hour or two, Can I take you upstairs, and we'll screw, I've gone through this chasm Of years, sans orgasm." She followed without more ado.
They went at it, an hour or more, On the bed, in the shower, on the floor, "How old's hubby, Jane?" Says he, "Please explain." She says "He's about twenty-four."
He said" Don't you find it naive, Your husband, now, what's his name, Steve? Has grown to that age, But is so far from sage, That in genies he still will believe."
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Genie 2 - Nov 1963.
Genie 2 - Nov 1963.
The genie's released, and the human, A male, has the spirit a-fumin'. "You're all made the same, Want money and fame, And always a gorgeous young woomin."
A flash. He awakes as his phallus Withdraws from young Jackie Onassis. She says "Come on John, It's time you were gone, You've a motorcade down there in Dallas.
You may think this tale's from the grave-o, The original's scrawled in a cave-o, Set in 1914, With Franz and his queen, And he's shot in old Saravejo.
Last updated: Fri, 28 Jan 2000.