Dr Ogg's casebook. Though comely, Miss Fartella Bass, Is plagued by great gale-storms of gas. My means of prevention: (A bone of contention,) A todger stuffed right up her ass. Her boyfriend this remedy tried, And rammed his huge member inside. Alas, incommoded, The poor girl exploded, And thus, in this manner (manure) they died. Disclaimers for all citizens of nanny states, those afflicted by lawyers, and those of a fanatical persuasion: Children, don't try this at home. Do not exceed the recommended dose. (6 inches is quite sufficient.) Potential suicide bombers: this technique is not guaranteed, but to aid in success copious quanties of Ogg brand beans are recommended for both parties.
Friday, July 27, 2007