In the  fine Wiltshire town of Combe Bisset, *
(Which one day you might like to visit,)
A lovely young gal,
Her name it was Sal,
Found a frog, and decided to kiss it.

A friend took a snap of this inc-
ident, but she's not seen the film since.
The camera store,
Went bust, shut the door,
She's still waiting there for her prints.

Tiddy.

* I've mentioned Combwe Bisset before,
In an equally unlikely stor-
y, so if you go
Don't say tiddy O
Sent you, or they'll show you the door.

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Last updated: Tue, 14 Sep 1999.