I told Fred: "I don't quite know how; Your sis, Do you think she'd allow Me to have a try?" Said Fred: "Sure Tids, my Sis lets 'em all; let's go now."I asked, with a hesitant cough; She said : "Sure, if you're not too soft." I tried, it weren't bad, E'en though she got mad, The couple of times I fell off.
I must admit I felt quite sore, Once finished, and back at my door; Though often she jeered, I still persevered, And kept coming back for one more.
I've heard it, and true it appears, A good one will last you for years, I've now one I like, A bloody good bike, With panniers and 21 gears.
"Sex is like riding a bike. Anything will do, while you're learning, but find a good one and it will last you a lifetime." - Max Miller.
Last updated: Thu, 24 Aug 2000.