"Oh, will you go shopping for me;
There's not many items, just three.
Do you need a list?"
I said no, and kissed
Dear Erm... all 3 start with a B.

I set off, bought butter and bread,
Then stopped, frowned, and then scratched my head.
What was number 3,
That starts with a B?
"I'll get all I can," I then said.

So Bisto and Bovril I bought,
And beans, baps, baguettes, then I thought,
Ah yes, Bounty bars,
A couple of bras,
And boiled beef and bacon I brought.

By this time I'd spent all my money.
I went home, and Erm muttered "Funny.
You've really gone mad
With your buying, my lad,
But where, Tiddy dear, is the honey."

(Think about it.)

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