Well may, Mr Griffiths, you ask,
Why I'm here in a rottweiler mask,
Squatting here in the garden
And nursing my hard-on,
As if I'm enjoying my task.

Well, the Joneses, you know, built a pool,
To use in July to keep cool;
And their young daughter Jane,
(Do I need to explain?)
Will swim in the nude as a rule.

And so I'm enjoying the view.
I'm sure you would like a peep too,
If you put on this head,
They'll think it's dog Fred,
Not perverts like us, looking through.

Tiddy.

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Last updated: Mon, 13 Sep 1999.