[Ring-ring]"Yes, gynaecologic admission... You can't? Why not see an optician?... OK sir, don't panic, Here's a pussy mechanic, I'll ask him about this condition."
[Turns to surgeon]
"It seems, doctor, this fellow's lass is Distressed, more and more as time passes. And really can't cope, So please have a grope, And try to remove this fool's glasses."
So fellows, if yu be short-sighted, And lustfulnessgets you excited, Before oral sex, *Do* take off your specs, Or for seconds you'll not be invited.
Last updated: Sun, 5 Aug 2001.