Schubert.
Franz Schubert's wife one day spoke out, "Franz, show me your love beyond doubt. Prove it, don't hint it." So he wrote her a quintet, And named it for her: The old Trout.
'Cos Franz was just no good at sex, Though often his muscle he'd flex, It soom was diminished, Left his partner Unfinished, Which made her considerably vexed.
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Beethoven.
With strippers Ludwig was besottica, Over one he went quite idiotica At the end of the show, With a great crescendo, He went off and wrote the Erotica.
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Prokofiev
Prokofiev was quite aloof With women; to tell the truth, He got his diversions With some most odd perversions, Performing with Peter and the Wolf.
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Haydn.
Despite his severe lack of size, His musidc would part women's thighs. While conducting the Clock, A tart grabbed his cock, Which gave old Joe quite a surprise.
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Bach.
J S spent his time thinking lug- ubriously how to get tog- ether with his Dais, Where The Sheep Safely Graze, For a prelude and maybe a fugue.
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Delius.
With neighbour's wife, Fred had a fling, But caught in flagrente did sing, As husband did bellow, In tones far from mellow: "I've heard the first cuckold of spring."
His mistress he then bade "Your pardon, I've loved dear your Paradise Garden." And came back no more, To that lady's door, Which hubby had mounted a guard on.
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Last updated: Sun, 30 Apr 2000.