Come along children, and follow me, As I tell you 'bout Cleo and Ptolemy, A mother and son, They had lots of fun, Engaging in all sorts of sodomy.Cleopatra, the queen of E-gypt, Was frequently found quite unzipped, By visiting Romans, Who fancied that woman's Charms, as the med they trans-shipped.
| I was dubious about this adventure, | Thought some rhymes I'd have to invent-ure, | But this verse aside, | It's been quite a smooth ride, | You can't have found much to resent-ure.
The first to come calling was Jule; He entered and flashed her his tool. She gave him a rub, While immersed in her tub, But that's all he got, useless fool.
The next one was Marcus Antonius, Like Julie, he soon got a bonius, But a bit of fellation Soon caused his deflation, All his talk of "all night" was erroneous.
They came there from many a mile, But her body they could not defile, She'd lead them along, But she'd not let their dong Near her pussy, the queen of denial.
| Yes, I know you've heard that pun before, | And as humor it's flat on the floor, | But I will not retract, | It's a salient fact, | So I'm sure you can stand it once more.
At last 'cross the Mediterranean, There comes the young Emperor Octavian, And he rapes and he pillages All the towns and the villages... In fact in the ass he's a pain-ian.
For Cleo it was now the end, Her honour she'd no more defend, And the last thing we know, She's in a strip show, Or so the historians have penned.
In a whore house in Cairo I sat, When up came a tart, old and fat, She was dressed all in silk, Smelt of rancid ass milk, And her name it was Cleo, or Pat.
Tiddy.
Last updated: Fri, 17 Sep 1999.