While playing one day with my organ,
That randy young slut, Tracy Morgan,
Said: "Come put it in
To my nice juicy quim,
You're bigger than my boyfriend, Jorgen.

So straight away I climbed aboard,
And to heights of pleasure we soared;
But when I took my pole
Out of love's glory-hole,
Attached was a thin piece of cord.

"When young," she said and she frowned,
"A tampon went in , wrong way round.
When I got the thing,
It was missing its string,
So at last the lost cord I've found."



Note to readers under the age of 94:
"The Lost Chord", a popular ballad
Of the British elite in those salad
Days of Victoria's
Reign, Oh so glorious,
Has ne'er before suffered such malad-y.

Tiddy Ogg.

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