Some brain-dead fool thought he would get
His girlfriend, (as stupid,) to let
Him Teach her to fly
Via Catapult, high
In the air, to be caught in a net.

She did it, and sure 'nough was caught,
By the net, which alas was too taut
She bounced, landed, broke
Her pelvis; the bloke
May well find himself in the court.

(Tale heard on BBC radio, 30/5/00)
(Names suppressed 'cos I can't remember 'em.)

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