The first time I made love to Cass,
Was there, 'neath that tree; then alas
Her mom came that way,
And what did she say?...
Just bleated and nibbled the grass.

Much later, the farmer, Jim Cole,
A truly most generous soul,
Suggested I munch
A succulent lunch...
Our Cass had become casserole.

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Thursday, June 19, 2003