Here's Jerry, whose monstrous great dick's
The feature of many porn flicks.
I'm sure you have seen 
It there with a teen
Tart, teaching the trollop some tricks.

The truth is, he's really no use,
At plund'ring a female caboose,
So gay boyfriend, Ben's
There, hid from the lens,
Ensuring his dick don't refuse.

And once shooting's done for the day,
Both Jerry and Ben are away,
A-burgling of turds,
Of fellas, not birds,
In bars near the beach on the bay.


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Monday, December 01, 2003