The door swung wide, in walked a bear, The barman could but stand and stare; The bear said, in tones near subsonic, "Give me, man, a gin and... .
..tonic."
"Before I do, please tell the cause, Why, oh why the big long pause?" It rolled its eyes and muttered "Tish! They're really good for catching fish."
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