The seraphim, sitting on high,
Saw JC return, and said "Hi.
We know where you've been,
did you hump Magdalene?"
And Jesus, he started to cry.

"Oh fellas, oh fellas, I tried,
I married her just 'fore I died,
You know that tale, fine,
How we ran out of wineAnd I pissed them some more." (Beams with pride.)

"Well, after the party we troop
Upstairs, and am I cock-a-hoop!
We strip; she looks gorgeous,
We're in for fun orgious...
But hell, boys, I've got brewer's droop.

"I used all my miracle tricks.
Result: shrank to two inch, not six.
She even gave head;
But raising the dead
Is an easier problem to fix.

"She laid back with and sadly she sighedShe said `Jesus, son, I have tried
My best, but I fail
To twitch your limp tail.
You'd best put a finger inside'.

"I probed at that spot unconcealed,
And then my drunk senses all reeled;
No longer a a slit.
It had gone, every bit...
I touched and the damned pussy healed."

"That joke was around," says friend Clive,
"When JC himself was alive."
That's true enough, yet
They reckon it's bet-
ter to travel than e'er to arrive.

So p'raps you enjoyed the relation;
If not, you may heap condemnation
Upon my old head,
While I go to bed,
And interest Erm in fellation.

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Thursday, November 07, 2002