She looked so attractive that I
Glanced, threw her a smile and passed by.
That lady so charm-
Ing Grabbed hold my arm,
And caused me to stop. She said "Hi.

"My name  is Miss Annabel Brett."
"'Annibal? Like him who set
Out to cross the Alps, high,
With elephants.  Why?
To get mountains that didn't forget."

Her GSOH may've been lacking,
But rapidly from me she's backing.
So lads, with these dames,
Don't pun with their names,
Or You, just like me'll be sent packing.